And now it all makes scat...

There has been some discussion as to what my motives are by doing this comic, since I am not, myself, Jewish in any way.

Allow me to elaborate all over myself.

I was arguing to someone the value of stereotypes. I said that there are no completely untrue stereotypes, like the idea that...oh, I don't know...Jewish people ride dinosaurs.

The person I was talking to laughed so hard, his testicles exploded.

And I was horribly scared for life.

Apparently after this I went on a killing spree, murdering my family and much of the town I lived in at the time. I came to consciousness in a straight-jacket, being force fed by US marines at Guano Bay military base. When it was discerned that I wasn't an "enemy combatant" through the most wonderful means which I will now elaborate upon in full detail: [THIS SECTION HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT UNDER REVISED AMENDMENT ONE "The right to (not) free speech." DO NOT BE ALARMED. YOUR GOVERNMENT STILL LOVES YOU. ALL NIGHT LONG.]

Anyway, after that whole ordeal I found myself a ward of the state in Louisiana, being raised by this enormous monster who kept beating me with crosses. Since she didn't speak english and I didn't speak crazy, I could never understand the meaning of any of this.

Then, one night in my darkest hour, a hassidic rabi on the back of a T-Rex rescued me from the evil witch and carried me off to the holy land, Miami.

I vowed to that brave warrior of justice (read "Jew-stice") that I would immortalize he and his kind for all foreverness.

So, there you go. My comic is not motivated by racism, but by a deepfelt and true sense of complete and utter insanity.


Having thus shpeiled, a new comic for y'all.

Enjoy!