Holy Shit, Son.

I got spammed!
Some bitchtard with no funnybone told me I kan't rite good.

Wul, hoo ev'r u r, u SUCK.

I joke, but this is a serious issue, one which I feel the medical community in our country is not taking seriously.
The number of people in this country living without a funny bone is appaling. There are many reasons for this, many directions to point the finger of blame. It could be the fact that there are not enough funnybone donners in this country, or the innadequate progress in medical technology dealing with these funnybone transplants. Many choose to lay the blame on the shoulders of our government, who have been passing anti-funnybone legislation for almost six years now.

But all this finger pointing just draws attention away from the real problem.
No one is talking.

If someone you know has no funnybone, make sure to tell them about it. Preferably loudly and in a public place. This is no laughing matter, but you should make it as funny as possible. Because that's where the cure lies.
Not in hospitals, on surgery beds, but in our hearts.

I...I forgot what I was talking about.