an explanation...

My friend: how did you or someone else try to deal with a difficult situation with bird calls?
Me: ah yes
Me: well I was having breakfast with Ghandi and Mohammud, as I usually do on the first Thursday of the month when we saw, out the window, the rare red breasted woodpecker
now, Ghandi said that it was, in fact, not the aformentioned bird but, instead, a taxi
now, as you can imagine, Mohammud didn't take kindly to this remark, because of the events of that certain Wednesday, back in 624, which I'm sure you remember
anyway, to prove his point Mohammud attempted to reproduce the call of the rare red breasted woodpecker. He made such a ruccus that the sniper was able to find him in the crowd and I was picking brain out of my beard for an hour afterwards.