Things I learned today

1. Dont' read away messages. They only cause anger.

2. The Steelers are totally going to kick ass on Sunday.

3. Chocolate cookies do not taste good with green tea.

4. There are several ways to deal with difficult situations. Bird calls is not one of them.

5. God created dirt, air, and fire. Man created the ipod, sticky notes, and beer.

I rest my case.